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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.