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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.