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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.