What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

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What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.