March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Previous Random Joke Next

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.