What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.