What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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They needed better anchor management.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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