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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

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What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef