What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Previous Random Joke Next
Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Los Angeles Lakers Jokes More Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Kobe Jokes More Kobe Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Kobe Beef Jokes More Kobe Beef Jokes

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef