What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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