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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef