What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.