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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.