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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.