What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!