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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work