What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.