What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

Bread

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work