What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.