What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.