How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.