How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.