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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.