How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.