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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.