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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.