What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.