What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore