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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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The "steaks" get higher

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Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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He couldn't make hands meet.

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore