What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore