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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore