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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."