How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals