How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

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I'm a big fan of your work

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Adobe Wan Kenobi

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I'll keep an eye out for you!

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.