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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."