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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.