Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.