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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!