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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.