They both love clubbin'
Because they can't see if they close both.
Camenbert
The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
Skip to my loo.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
A) Usually about 6 months.
Because it was the first Indie film.
They SETI their alarm-y
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Kevin Nash
Hole is going to be huge!
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
Halloumi
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
