Hunter Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.