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Fool Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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Your Age Is Only Math

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

Unemployed Jester Jokes More Unemployed Jester Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Abort Baby Jokes More Abort Baby Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Why can't you fool the aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Badger Jokes More Badger Jokes

Who's there! Badger! Badger who?

Badger cookies!

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

Al Qaeda Jokes More Al Qaeda Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Where do people with one leg work?

Ihop