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Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

They weren't born yesterday.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Who's there! Chip! Chip who?

Chip of Fools!

How do you get a fool to read something?

Mark it as NSFW

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What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

Fooling with a bee!

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Miami Jokes More Miami Jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Al Qaeda Jokes More Al Qaeda Jokes

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Fly Fools Jokes More Fly Fools Jokes

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.