Fool Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Fool Gold Jokes More Fool Gold Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who tries to steal fool's gold?

A pyrite!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.