Fool Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Miami Jokes More Miami Jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

Badger Jokes More Badger Jokes

Who's there! Badger! Badger who?

Badger cookies!

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Scold Jokes More Scold Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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