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Fool Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Fool Gold Jokes More Fool Gold Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.