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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.