Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.