Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.