What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Previous Random Joke Next

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

T Jokes More T Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Mr. T Jokes More Mr. T Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Pity Jokes More Pity Jokes

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.