What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.