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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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A coconut!

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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Mr. T-Bone

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They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.