Mr. T-Bone
I pity the full!
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
T-shoes!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
He pities the fool.
No, John! can't see
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
They were pitted against each other
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
His surname
Captain's log.
The Captain's Log.
Mr. Do Ping
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
I can't bereave it!
Carpet burn
He wanted to take a month off.
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
