Mr. T Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

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I pity the full!

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Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.