Mr. T-Bone
I pity the full!
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
T-shoes!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
He pities the fool.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
No, John! can't see
Because he was addicted to Coke.
He didn't even finish grad school.
Nevermind, it's pointless.
He works them out with a pencil.
Because of the "Pit"
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
He was looking for Pooh.
By leaving a plunger in the toilet
Penaltea!
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Mr. Do Ping
They're able to stomach a lot.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
