Big Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

Big Nose Jokes More Big Nose Jokes

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Who's there! Abel! Abel who?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!