Big Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Big Toe Jokes More Big Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Big Nose Jokes More Big Nose Jokes

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.