Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth