Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
