Applicant Jokes

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Philosophy Major Jokes More Philosophy Major Jokes

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)