Interviewer Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Complaint Jokes More Complaint Jokes