Interviewer Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Complaint Jokes More Complaint Jokes

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

What was the complaint?

Flan AGAIN!**

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.