Interviewer Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Weakness Jokes More Weakness Jokes

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

Candidate Jokes More Candidate Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.