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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.