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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Bond Mature Jokes More Bond Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.