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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand?

Kawasakey

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*