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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.