Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

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Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.