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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Harley Jokes More Harley Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Hoover Jokes More Hoover Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.