Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.