Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.