Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Harley Davidson Jokes More Harley Davidson Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

Dirt Bag Jokes More Dirt Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.