Snoop Dogg Jokes

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?

Sizzle-r

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

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Fo drizzle

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Wonton soup!

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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With Frodough.

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

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Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.