Snoop Dogg Jokes

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?

Sizzle-r

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's Black &amp Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.