Snoop Dogg Jokes

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?

Sizzle-r

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

High G.

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

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Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

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What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!