Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.