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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.