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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.