Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE

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What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.