Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.