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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.