What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam