What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family