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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!