What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family