What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!