What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.