Mount Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.