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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own