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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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An outlet

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I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!