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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Sedan Jokes More Sedan Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids