Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.