Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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How many balls does Fred have?

10

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.