Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.