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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"