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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea