Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.