Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
They prefer fur mats.
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's sin-ful. self made joke
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
The micro wave.
Because he is boring.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
An Alcatholic.
Their balls are just for decoration.
They tend to be shells of their former selves
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Because he was Uber busy.
The Devil has standards.
Ted Cruz
Because 7 8 9.
Because 7 8 9!
They go off on tangents.
Geometry
Because they're paid to.
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