Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
They prefer fur mats.
It's just not their Kappa tea
Piers Morgan.
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's sin-ful. self made joke
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
The micro wave.
He couldn't take any more lip!
Because he is boring.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Credit to
The Devil has standards.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
A cartoon (car tune).
I'll tell you on my next post
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Hip-Hop!
Wok n' Roll
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
Everybody misses Harambe.
