Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
At night, because two feet are added to it.
An astronut.
Intergalactose
Because in America, freedom rings.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Clickbait
Clickbait.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
A gun only has one trigger.
Bruce Banner
A traffic jam!
Leader.