Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Because he doesn't have a brain
They need space.
Cosmonants & Astronants!
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Clickbait --
Not like this.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Trigger.
A handgun only has one trigger.
A traffic jam!
Leader.
