Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
He wanted to find Pluto!
Hair-vents.
Vitreous humour.
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
Not like this.
Clickbait
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Doctor Dolittle
Bruce Banner
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
A Casual Tee.