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Worst Kind Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Chlamydia Jokes More Chlamydia Jokes

What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!