Worst Kind Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Casual Tee Jokes More Casual Tee Jokes

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.