What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.