What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.