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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.