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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!