What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.