What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.