What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.