What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!