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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.