You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
Tuna (2Na).
You can't tuna fish!
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
They'll B flat
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Glue it to the floor.