What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!