Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it