Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it