What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

Sandwich Shop Jokes More Sandwich Shop Jokes

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli