What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What disease do terrible parkers have?

Parkin'sins

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...