What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...