What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Sandwich Shop Jokes More Sandwich Shop Jokes

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...