What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

What disease do terrible parkers have?

Parkin'sins

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork