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What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.