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What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?