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What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes