What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?