What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.