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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.