What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.