They both have problems finding x.
Because X Marx the spot.
Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
Because he is an x-boxer
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
An ath1337
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
He worked it out with a pencil.
They prefer radians.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because it has too many problems.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Praystation
Because consoles can't ketchup.