What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.