Switching Users
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Benjamin Netangoogle
They're afraid of change.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because they switched to Comcast.
Because he felt like IT
Too many persuasive esses.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
They're always switching their tails!
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Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
They both have problems finding x.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Mas cow.
God is the answer.
Godfrey
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
His desk is level
A casket
In Iraq.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
Lord of the Rings
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
