Switching Users
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Benjamin Netangoogle
They're afraid of change.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because they switched to Comcast.
Because he felt like IT
Too many persuasive esses.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
They're always switching their tails!
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Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
They both have problems finding x.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Mas cow.
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
Because it's just OK.
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
Because it was for chair-ity
Buck-teeth!
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
A casket
They always get lost at C.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
A stand up guy
Mount Rushmore
