Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
Switching Users
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Benjamin Netangoogle
They're afraid of change.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because they switched to Comcast.
Because he felt like IT
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Too many persuasive esses.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
They're always switching their tails!
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Because it's harder to pick up.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
They both have problems finding x.
You turn me on.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Mas cow.
To change sides.
His desk is level
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
Because of the synths.
About 5000 miles.
Believe in reincarnation.
Reincarnations!
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
A screensaver.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
He wanted to see time fly!
Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9
Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
