Switching Users
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Benjamin Netangoogle
They're afraid of change.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because they switched to Comcast.
Because he felt like IT
Too many persuasive esses.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
They're always switching their tails!
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Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
They both have problems finding x.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Mas cow.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
A casket
Kilometrey Cyrus.
Because they are always uf.
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Depends on who wrote the script.
He knew a short cut.
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!
Michael google.
Thomas the Search Engine.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.