Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
To switch sides
Switching Users
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Benjamin Netangoogle
They're afraid of change.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because they switched to Comcast.
Because he felt like IT
Half time, they get to switch sides again
OC) Too many persuasive esses.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
They're always switching their tails!
You switch sides at half time.
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Because it's harder to pick up.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
They both have problems finding x.
You turn me on.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Mas cow.
Everything, given enough time
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Thomas the Search Engine.
Michael google.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
In the computerus.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
