Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
To switch sides
Switching Users
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Benjamin Netangoogle
They're afraid of change.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because they switched to Comcast.
Because he felt like IT
Half time, they get to switch sides again
OC) Too many persuasive esses.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
They're always switching their tails!
You switch sides at half time.
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Because it's harder to pick up.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
They both have problems finding x.
You turn me on.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Mas cow.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!
Reincarnations!
A Mirror
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Because they recognise Ty won
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
They don't understand the concept of charging.
Because it follows the path of least resistance.
A sore finger.
Too weak.
