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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.