Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up