Because it's harder to pick up.
Because it was the hottest pepper.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
She wanted to wash up on shore
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
Cell phones.
A Kong - vict!
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
