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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.