Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells