To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.
A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
