Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.