Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

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How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.