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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

Removed

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells