Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.