Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Coffin Break Jokes More Coffin Break Jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.