Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Coffin Break Jokes More Coffin Break Jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.