How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.