How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.