What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.