It's a dead giveaway.
A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
You can see the definition.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Coming unscrewed
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
Kids are their definition of a good time.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Two parrots exactly the same!
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
A violist playing octaves.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
A worm in a fur coat!
A man outstanding in his field.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A bird who steals!
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
The past tense of "moo"!
Two flutists playing in unison.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
"One who has never been bed-ridden!"
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
An accordion player with a pager.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
I don't know, and I don't care.
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
A fart with a lump in it
The urge to pop a cold one.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
A thin mouse!
A plastic parrot!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
144 blondes.
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
De place where de cowboys ride!
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
That would be a dead giveaway.
Gorge-ous
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Because 7, 10, 11.
It's a touchy subject.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
High definition.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
