It's a dead giveaway.
A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
You can see the definition.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Two parrots exactly the same!
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
A violist playing octaves.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
A worm in a fur coat!
A man outstanding in his field.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A bird who steals!
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
The past tense of "moo"!
Two flutists playing in unison.
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
An accordion player with a pager.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
I don't know, and I don't care.
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
A fart with a lump in it
The urge to pop a cold one.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
A thin mouse!
A plastic parrot!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
144 blondes.
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
De place where de cowboys ride!
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
The same way that he got in!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.
Leave it in the cow.
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
He was looking for Pooh.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because it was drunk.
The letter M
