What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.